Mildred and Chester knew each other from childhood but were in
their seventies when they got married. They had to wait for
Mildred's mother to pass away first. Back in those days there was no hanky
panky before marriage so Chester and Mildred were both still virgins.
Needless to say Chester was pretty excited on their wedding night,
having waited so patiently all these years. However, Mildred
was very apprehensive as she had developed a heart condition and would
have to tell Chester that they could not do it.
Chester is now sitting on the bed wanting Mildred to hurry up.
He detects a little reluctance on her part. Thinking that she is
shy he sends her off to the bathroom to get undressed. When she
reappears in her silk satin nightie, he gets her to sit next to him on the
Not knowing how to get things started he pulls the first strap on
her nightie. She blushes just as red as her silk satin nightie.
She is really concerned about telling Chester about her heart condition.
In the meantime Chester is looking at the first breast he has
seen since his own mother's. It is hanging there down to her belly
button - gravity having taken it's course over some sixty years.
He realizes her anxiety but figures she is going have to be helped a little more. Now he pulls the second strap and sees the second breast unroll downward before him.
Poor Mildred is now beside herself. She is going to have to tell
Chester about her heart. With a quivering voice and mustering
up all her courage, she says, "Chester, I have acute angina."
Chester says, "I hope so. Cuz you've sure got ugly tits."