rainbowgem (rainbowgem) wrote in fitsoflaughter,
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Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small
chair at the table,looks into his small bowl. It is
empty.

"Who's been eating my porridge?!!" he squeaks.

Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in
his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also
empty.
"Who's been eating my Porridge?" he roars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving
hatch from the kitchen and yells,
"For Christ's sake, how many times do
we have to go through this with you idiots?

It was Momma Bear who got up first
it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house,

it was Momma Bear who made the coffee,

it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last
night, and put everything away,

it was Momma Bear who made and packed your lunches,

it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning
air to fetch the newspaper, and put the recycling out,

it was Momma Bear who set the darn table,

it was Momma Bear who put the frigging cat out, cleaned
the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish,

and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses
downstairs,
and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence,
listen good,cause
I'm only going to say this one more time.


I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!
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