rainbowgem (rainbowgem) wrote in fitsoflaughter,

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A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Sydney. I heard
prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free."

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees
her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too, I want to
see how you live on $800 a year".
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